January 2011
29 posts
what thee fuck am i doing up? i'm not goddamn 16...
That awkward moment when you still cannot...
dallywally:
I am going to see one of my best besties this...
Supa Dupa excited like a kid on the first day of school. I totally suck cuz she lives like 25 minutes away but nonetheless, good day overall!
I quit my mutha effing job! i feel like a rock...
…now if only i can find a legal way to live like one…
Watchglobochem:
tonight’s SNL digital short. the greatest one ever.
Why would anyone want to pretend they from the...
naturallyblonde:
People tryna get out the hood and posers tryna come in to fit in and gain some recognition. Lame as hell.
““My father got sick when I was 22… and I was poor. And my father had an ulcer,...”
– CHRIS ROCK, responding to host Bill Maher asking if he ever went to the emergency room as his primary healthcare provider, on Real Time (via alexisbelon)
When I think of Shampoo
Ex: (snuggles closer with macho man eyes) come closer me
Me: (awkwardly nods) suree….
Ex: (takes a deep smell of my hair and sighs) wowww…you always smell so good…
Me: (Joking in my best White girl commercial voice) I use Herbal Essence!
Ex: (Eyes Brighten with glee and with a surprised oval shape mouth) OH MY GOD ME!! (Bends his head to my nose) SMELL MINE!
ME: (Creeped out...
